hello-SMITHERS-you're-quite-GOOD-at-TURNING-me-ON ([info]mykwud) wrote,
2005-09-19 12:48:00




YARRR, MATEY!!!






It's September 19th, once again bringing the world the joy that is...
International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!

Which of course means it's time for us all to think up more Pirate Riddles For Sophisticates!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite designation attached to the calculated value of the number of atoms or molecules in a gram mole of any chemical substance?
A: Avogadro's NumbARRRR.

Q: And in which 1909 paper by Jean Perrin was said designation first authoritatively used?
A: Yarr, that'd be "Brownian Movement and MoleculARRRR Reality", a right old favorite of me first mate.

Q: Which creative force behind the hit arthouse film 21 Grams does a pirate fancy most?
A: The writarrr, Guillermo ARRRRiaga

Q: What else has he done?
A: Ye may have heard of AmARRRRes PARRRRos, matey, or Los Tres EntiARRRRos de Melquiades Estrada, with Barry PeppARRRR.

Q: Oh, the guy from Snow WalkARR, We Were SoldiARRRs, and KnockARRRound Guys?
A: Stop riffing on me, landlubber, lest a cutlass ye want in yer gut. Arrr, yes, his career be sinkin' to the bottom o' Davey Jones' lockarr.

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[info]djtatsu

September 19 2005, 16:53:50 UTC 6 years ago

Arrr ya steal all me thunder lad! Blast if I didn't think of it first.

[info]sheryls

September 19 2005, 16:58:10 UTC 6 years ago

omg, loom.

[info]mykwud

September 19 2005, 19:36:18 UTC 6 years ago

My name is Bobbin Threadbare. Are you my mother?

[info]tylerpistol

September 19 2005, 17:00:52 UTC 6 years ago

Q: Does that earring mean you're a pirate?
A: Kinda.

[info]paladine_eva

September 19 2005, 17:36:31 UTC 6 years ago

yARGGG She blows!!

[info]anomalie

September 19 2005, 17:04:47 UTC 6 years ago

YAARR, AVAST.

*plunders*

[info]kayepants

September 19 2005, 17:41:00 UTC 6 years ago

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<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/pirate_eggie/381311.html"?You've been hotlinked!</a>

[info]kayepants

September 19 2005, 17:41:13 UTC 6 years ago

fuckers.

[info]mykwud

September 19 2005, 19:35:49 UTC 6 years ago

Link still copy/pastable, and i'm quite flatARRRR'd!

(huh huh huh, "flat-tard")
(Q: What do you call a retard who's been run over by a steamroller?)
(This and other classics in my upcoming book, "Retard Riddles for Unsophisticates")

[info]corintha

September 19 2005, 18:06:36 UTC 6 years ago

Ahhhh, I knew it was coming up, but I didn't know exactly which day it was! Thanks for letting me know.

[info]mykwud

September 19 2005, 19:17:49 UTC 6 years ago

Yarrr, lassie, always happy te do my pARRRt.

[info]beetlebomb

September 19 2005, 18:24:44 UTC 6 years ago

"YAARRRRRRRRRR!!"



[info]dinnerbell

September 19 2005, 19:04:07 UTC 6 years ago

I FORGOT! ARRRRRR my mind be lost to Davey Jones' locker. Capt. Wood, has ye forgotten Indie Rock Comics?

[info]robotswana

September 19 2005, 19:50:28 UTC 6 years ago

You forgot about his stellARRRR performance in "Battlefield E-ARRRRRRth"

[info]mykwud

September 19 2005, 19:55:11 UTC 6 years ago

Ah yes, that magnum opus by Enron HubbARRRRd.

Davy Jones' locker? HE WISHES.
Barry Pepper's career is sinking all the way down to PeteARRRR Tork's locker.

[info]apm

September 19 2005, 19:58:31 UTC 6 years ago

My favourite pirate riddle has always been Leonard Richardson's broken classic:
Q: How much does pirate corn cost?
A: A buck an arrr!

[info]tasteslikeevil

September 19 2005, 23:20:42 UTC 6 years ago

McSweeney's is king. Aye....

[info]esyla

September 26 2005, 04:40:09 UTC 6 years ago

IT BURNS AND STINGS

[info]alkaic

October 15 2005, 23:26:16 UTC 6 years ago

haircut > jerksville > alkaic!

add me.

or dont and die.
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