hello-SMITHERS-you're-quite-GOOD-at-TURNING-me-ON ([info]mykwud) wrote,
@ 2006-06-22 19:40:00
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THIS WEEKEND




Thing #1:
NO-LONGER-INFINITE KUNG FU!!! (or: "Bulletproof Funk")




After over a decade of just-under-the-radar hipsterism in the thriving Toronto indie film scene, KUNG FU FRIDAYS will roll its final reel with this Friday June 23rd's screening of THE CRIPPLED AVENGERS. Cripples may have been responsible for closing Toronto's historic Uptown Theatre three years ago, but now should provide a great final sendoff to the even-older Revue theatre on Roncesvalles as we laugh and laugh and laugh at their various degrees of deformity and cripplosity.

Programmer Colin Geddes had this to say on the KFF website:

Disciples, I bear sad, sad news...

It looks like Kung Fu Fridays has come to an end. Not due to a jinx palm blast delivered to my vital solar stance power point, but due to the closing of a cinema. As many of you might have noticed, there has been a "For Sale" sign posted at our former temple, The Royal. Sad news there, but it gets worse. The Revue Cinema is going to close its doors on June 30th as will the Royal, The Kingsway and The Paradise. Afraid I don't have the answers for you and I am a little baffled at the decision, but I do know it means that the Kung Fu Fridays series now has no home. Not to sure what will happen with the series, but in the mean time I will have to go on a trek to a mountain top and ask for advice from my sifu on the future of KFF. Maybe a new temple will be found or built? Maybe the series will change, grow and become a new ferocious cinema experience. Who knows. At this point I certianly hold the golden answer. But the thing is not to be sad. Hold your head high if you have ever attended a screening. We will not be defeated and we will not go without a roar! Scroll down to read about THE VERY LAST KUNG FU FRIDAYS SHOW. So tell your friends about the last screenings. Thank you all for your loyal patronage over the years.

In this week's Sunday Star, there was a very respectful story on the passing of Kung Fu Fridays. Read it here.

And if you are upset by the closing of The Revue, make your voice heard by signing the online petition and learn out to get active in saving The Revue here.


CRIPPLED AVENGERS
aka MORTAL COMBAT aka RETURN OF THE 5 VENOMS
Director: Chang Cheh
Cast: Chen Kuan-tai, Lu Feng, Phillip Kwok, Johnny Wang Lung Wei,
Lo Meng, Chiang Sheng, Sun Chien, Dick Wei, Jamie Luk Kim Ming, Cheng Miu, Poon Bing Seung, Chui Tai Ping
Hong Kong / Dubbed in English / 1978 / 90 minutes / 14A
June 23 – 9:45pm
The Revue theatre - 400 Roncesvalles Ave.

(3 blocks south of Dundas West subway station)






Thing #2:
ISLANDS IN THE SUN (or: "I do believe in ferries; I do; I do.")




An afternoon of CHEAP social-fun on the Toronto Islands, playing frisbee, riding the Log Flume, and such, while basking for free in the not-paid-for sounds of the easily hearable Olympic Island music fest happening nearby.

Afterwards: RAGING KEGGER that same night at a currently-undisclosable location of which anyone coming along will be privy.

Anyone who wants to come along: meet my group in that little outdoors path between both Union Stations (the bit where you go outside for a second to get from the TTC station to the GO station or vice versa) at 1pm Saturday afternoon before we walk to the ferry dock!





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[info]tylerpistol
2006-06-23 12:51 am UTC (link)
I bought a copy of "Crippled Avengers" at Dream Music World that June I came out and stayed at your house. Don't miss it! It's utterly ridiculous and hilariously heckleable!

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[info]semi_retarded
2006-06-23 01:20 am UTC (link)
What the FUCK Mike! You are going to the Island???

I fucking.. am working at Island Paradise, the restaurant that is right at the front when you get off the ferry!
You should come awkwardly meet me!
Or.. not.. and then I will be greatly e-fended (rather than offended, because.. well... yes. Online humour.)
Anyway. That is all.
Either way: You could come pay a lot of money for drinks at my restaurant after if you'd like.
Yay... possible meet-up!
I'll be a hostess...so I'll be at the front...and... yes.
I think it would be good of you to come..
and I look like this:


....I know. Quite flattering.

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[info]mykwud
2006-06-23 03:06 am UTC (link)
I'll find you sometime Sat.! ("hi, is Semi Retarded working?") When's your shift end?

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[info]semi_retarded
2006-06-23 03:07 am UTC (link)
My name is Emma... I should have included that...
Ummm... well I don't know what time I get off work... it changes every day depending on how many people are there... but latest..11? But I'll probably get off between 9-10.

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[info]anomalie
2006-06-23 03:33 am UTC (link)
I have no idea who you are, but you are full of awesome.

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[info]semi_retarded
2006-06-23 04:04 am UTC (link)
Thanks for noticing! ;)

Hahah let's make e-friends out of ourselves!

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[info]anomalie
2006-06-23 04:13 am UTC (link)
Excellent. High fives all around!

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[info]me_langel
2006-06-23 02:34 am UTC (link)
I fucking #hearts; Chang Cheh flicks. Yer a lucky bastard for having a Kung Fu Friday thus far at all!

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[info]seven_am
2006-06-23 11:07 pm UTC (link)
I am SO sad that the festival cinemas are closing.
I will dearly miss going to these theaters. Hopefully some of them will be saved and preserved, and maybe re-opened as rep-cinemas one day. I've been going to the Review my whole life.
When I found out that they were closing, my heart sank. :(

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[info]semi_retarded
2006-06-25 03:41 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD MYKWUD!!! I AM SO MAD!!!!!

You didn't come to see me early enough! If you even tried!
I hate you! (only clearly not)
Although I am disappointed.. I had to get on a ferry because my friends were going to give me a lift home.. and when I was walking in the line I kept yelling "MYKWUD!......MYKWUD!" and it was depressing but fun at the same time. If you had seen me, my brain would have been on auto-drive. I spent the last half of my afternoon dancing in front of the restaurant and making a general ass of myself while listening to a great concert.
One day we'll actually accomplish the apparent impossible feat of meeting.

Blast!

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[info]mykwud
2006-06-29 02:50 pm UTC (link)
DON'T GET ME STARTED!
We were leaving the island by about 6pm, and i saw the restaurant as we were approaching the ferry dock, then was like "zuh, why are we being coralled into a huge long fence", by which point it was impossible to backtrack.
What're you doing for fireworks Saturday?

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[info]semi_retarded
2006-06-29 05:41 pm UTC (link)
Ummm I'll be at work.. again!
They really seem to want us working during holidays... pssh... oh well.
Feel free to.. stop... by.. :P

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[info]semi_retarded
2006-06-29 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Oh PS: Thanks for at least trying.
I hope that when you realized what happend you yelled "KHAAAAAAAAAN!" in the middle of the line.
Also: Nice to see that I'm not the only one that makes the relation to cattle and the people in line at the ferry.

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[info]sofinatrix
2006-06-30 01:34 am UTC (link)
CRIPPLED AVENGERS
aka MORTAL COMBAT aka RETURN OF THE 5 VENOMS
Director: Chang Cheh
Cast: Chen Kuan-tai, Lu Feng, Phillip Kwok, Johnny Wang Lung Wei,
Lo Meng, Chiang Sheng, Sun Chien, Dick Wei, Jamie Luk Kim Ming, Cheng Miu, Poon Bing Seung, Chui Tai Ping



...that's a lot of asians.

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[info]stardust653
2006-07-18 07:45 pm UTC (link)
mike frigging wood. i don't know if you're interested... it's been such a long long time. but i will be in town august 25th -27th. thought maybe we could go out for a drink or something. it would be really good to see you. get back to me on this one. iamajoyfulgirl@hotmail.com ok? ok. miss you. - sarah

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[info]mykwud
2006-07-18 08:44 pm UTC (link)

> i don't know if you're intYes. (emailed ^.^ )

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