hello-SMITHERS-you're-quite-GOOD-at-TURNING-me-ON ([info]mykwud) wrote,
@ 2006-09-08 02:50:00
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i liiike!!!









Just came back from the attempted World Premiere of the new BORAT movie which was scheduled to start at midnight thursday on opening night of the 2006 Toronto International Film Festival.

It started just fine, but then the projector broke about 10 minutes into the movie. After being told to expect repeated 5 minute delays after 5 minute delays, everyone in the upper balcony where i was started muttering and pointing towards the projection booth, where a recognizably obese MICHAEL MOORE was frantically trying to fix it. Moore eventually came out onstage to explain that he used to do this for a living and knew that there was some new part the projector needed, and our theatre had sent someone to the nearby Elgin to try and borrow that part from their projector. Moore and the film's director Larry Charles then hung around onstage for about 20minutes to answer questions, "on any subject at all, really", which included a few political barbs before 20minutes dragged on and there apparently wasn't much else to ask but "WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE CHEERS EPISODE?" and "WHAT'D YOU THINK OF TOM CRUISE'S BABY PHOTO?".





Borat himself eventually came back out onstage, very embarassed about the holdup, answering more questions until we were all told that the projector couldn't be salvaged and the screening had to be rescheduled for the Elgin Theatre at midnight this Friday the 8th (which is a much larger venue and likely means there'd be more lastminute tickets available for those who couldn't get 'em before the Ryerson Theatre showing sold-out).





And yes, there are apparently creepy zombie fanboys for anyone remotely famous.


[UPDATE] - [info]sonjaaa, sister of Thai action superstar Tony Jaaa, is graciously hosting some audio files of the pre-movie intro and post-accident Q&A!



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[info]evildork
2006-09-08 07:30 am UTC (link)
jagamesh!

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[info]andthejokeis
2006-09-08 07:46 am UTC (link)
Wow, Michael Moore is quite the "fatty fatty two-by-four."

HOT.

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[info]mykwud
2006-09-08 02:15 pm UTC (link)
HEY, you KNOW that's already my nickname for YOU. Don't misappropriate.

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[info]andthejokeis
2006-09-08 05:01 pm UTC (link)
<3 ok.

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[info]mcfnord
2006-09-08 07:51 am UTC (link)
what a curious tale.

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[info]sonjaaa
2006-09-08 08:06 am UTC (link)
Haha I blogged it too. :)

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[info]mykwud
2006-09-08 02:09 pm UTC (link)
grabbing the audio files now; awesome, thanks!
I can't believe you were able to sneak back in after Fido!! I gotta try that the next time something sells out :)

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[info]anomalie
2006-09-08 11:03 am UTC (link)
Man, use LJ-cut please. My laptop is old and doesn't like to load that many photos whenever I look at my friends page. :(

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[info]stimpson
2006-09-08 12:12 pm UTC (link)
you got tickets!

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[info]mykwud
2006-09-08 02:12 pm UTC (link)
Derek gave me two extra tickets he had on the condition that the person i bring was Adam. Another 5 friends showed up and couldn't get into the longgg rush line, so we all just went to a pub for a few hours and they bought some of those blank passes off me to go see other stuff later. I'm left with 5 myself now which i'm pretty eager to use throughout the week; seeing that NZ zombie-sheep movie sunday!

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[info]stimpson
2006-09-08 10:26 pm UTC (link)
!!! tell me how the NZ one is, i'm dying to see it after hearing Richard Taylor rave about it.

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[info]webwawa
2006-09-08 12:13 pm UTC (link)
>>> It started just fine, but then the projector broke about 10 minutes into the movie.>>>

Ohhh Patton Oswalt is going to have a field day abouy this one! maybe on his website... because he wrote somewhere on there that he wrote jokes for the BORAT movie, but was uncredited for the writing because of some law. He said he saw a private screening of the movie with Sacha and almost threw up in laughter.. he said most of his jokes end up in the beginning of the movie!!

so.. it's the Patton curse!

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[info]mykwud
2006-09-08 02:14 pm UTC (link)
I'll bet the real reason they didn't want to credit him was because he used to be on "King of Queens".
So that means i've seen the funniest 10% of the movie and don't need to go back tonight; score one for THE MYKSTER

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[info]webwawa
2006-09-08 02:40 pm UTC (link)
ha ; )

yep

well.. Patton Oswalt didnt belong on King of Queens, but he could ACT it. He's so crazy dirty funny and shrewed.. he knows what he was doing. i'm sure he had his reservations about it but it's such great money - how could he pass it up? Brian Posehn did it - who tours/toured with Patton so he probably was like "oh hell, why the F not"

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[info]purplejammies
2006-09-08 03:06 pm UTC (link)
whaaat, apparently i suck at getting tickets because i woke up at 6:55am to try online on wednesday and the website sucks and i have nothing :(

The only one i want to TRY and see is The Pleasure of Your Company because I love Michael Ian Black

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[info]mykwud
2006-09-08 03:09 pm UTC (link)
the day before?? LOL

(it sold out way before that in advance-sales, before the public sales started at all)

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[info]purplejammies
2006-09-08 03:23 pm UTC (link)
does that apply for Borat, or for everything?

I am so wetaded compared to you tiff experts

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[info]purplejammies
2006-09-10 02:09 pm UTC (link)
MIKE I HAVE QUESTIONS PLEASE ANSWER YES OK?

- How'd you sneak a camera in? Or is that a camera phone?
I want to bring mine but do they make you coatcheck it or something?

- How early do you show up for movies? I'm guessing like an hour and a half?

thanks, im going today and i really wanna know :)

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[info]mykwud
2006-09-10 02:49 pm UTC (link)
oh, it's just my camera. They don't search or confiscate stuff, but during bigger screenings they often have these ninja-like security people walking around all throughout the movie looking at the crowd with these infrared radar sensor things designed to detect any turned-on electronic power source so that nobody's recording the movie (or has celphone on or something). Cameras are fine though, everyone brings 'em!! And yeah, i'd say about 60minutes in advance is fine if you have your tix already! What're you seeing?

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[info]purplejammies
2006-09-10 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Coool, I will bring one :)
thanks mike!

I'm seeing Michael Ian Black's Pleasure of Your Company because I love watching Stella on the Comedy Network (or whatever it's called in Canada) and the shorts online...I don't expect much from his movie though, I'm there for his intro and q&a mostly :P


my first film festival experience! woo!!

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[info]3x1minus1
2006-09-08 04:32 pm UTC (link)
michael moore is looking like a fat bill gates, lately.

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[info]webwawa
2006-09-09 02:03 am UTC (link)
youre right!
he does look different
maybe he cleaned up his act a bit
hairy slob
maybe now he'll find a treadmill before his heart explodes

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[info]beatnut
2006-09-08 11:20 pm UTC (link)
AH the TIFF. Wow, you got pretty close to them..
Yeahh, I'm planning on going sometime next week, I hope I see someone cool haha XD

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[info]mykwud
2006-09-09 06:54 pm UTC (link)
> I hope I see someone cool

Well, of course you will! I'll be at the filmfest ALL WEEK! ^.^

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[info]semi_retarded
2006-09-09 04:51 am UTC (link)
WHY ARE ALL OF MY COMMENTS FUCKED?!?

You know the love, and the Borat.. and the.. whatever, I'm hungry.

I'll talk to you soon bro... and maybe SEE you.
*dun dun dun*
(stalk)

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[info]being4mybenefit
2006-09-09 06:31 pm UTC (link)
So what is Michael Moore's favorite Cheers episode?

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[info]mykwud
2006-09-09 06:56 pm UTC (link)
It was a tie between the one where Woody gets elected governor, and the one where Sam says he placed the horserace bet for Woody but really didn't, and Woody's longshot horse wound up winning, and then Sam feels terrible and offers to pay Woody a dollar a week for fifty thousand weeks.

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