hello-SMITHERS-you're-quite-GOOD-at-TURNING-me-ON (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mykwud) wrote,@ 2006-09-21 11:48:00 |
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Yarrr!!!
September 21st; the official end of the summer, and end to all the spelunking, jazz, avoiding livejournal, european travel and other hobbies enjoyed during those long warm summer nights.
And what better way to wind down the summer than with a trip to...
"Yarr, methinks i've hit the seabiscuit jar one time too many."
Pirate magician demonstrating the most disgusting way to find someone's card; using your tongue.
Aside from a sword through the gut, a pirate's 2nd greatest worry back in the day was food allergies. "Yarr, don't be callin' me no sissy just 'cause aye react queerly to pectin."
And finally, a traditional pirate souvenir... WAXED HANDS, which are apparently the hands of a thousand uses. For example: as a humorous substitute for your OWN hands. Or, melt a corner off to seal a letter from your king or local dignitary. Waxed Hands: the gift that keeps on giving.
(And, doesn't it seem that if they were simply wax replicas of real hands, the product would be called "WAX hands"??? "WAXED hands" implies that these really are severed human appendages battered in molten tie-dye goo.)
September 21st; the official end of the summer, and end to all the spelunking, jazz, avoiding livejournal, european travel and other hobbies enjoyed during those long warm summer nights.
And what better way to wind down the summer than with a trip to...
"Yarr, methinks i've hit the seabiscuit jar one time too many."
Pirate magician demonstrating the most disgusting way to find someone's card; using your tongue.
Aside from a sword through the gut, a pirate's 2nd greatest worry back in the day was food allergies. "Yarr, don't be callin' me no sissy just 'cause aye react queerly to pectin."
And finally, a traditional pirate souvenir... WAXED HANDS, which are apparently the hands of a thousand uses. For example: as a humorous substitute for your OWN hands. Or, melt a corner off to seal a letter from your king or local dignitary. Waxed Hands: the gift that keeps on giving.
(And, doesn't it seem that if they were simply wax replicas of real hands, the product would be called "WAX hands"??? "WAXED hands" implies that these really are severed human appendages battered in molten tie-dye goo.)
