mykwud: MYSTERY BOX!!!

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mykwud) wrote,
@ 2007-03-15 11:46:00

MYSTERY BOX!!!

MYSTERY BOX!!!

PLEASE, people, don't all start bidding at once!! Form an orderly queue.

I love the Item Location too. I wonder if that's where Encyclopedia Brown lives.

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What's in the box? ... Nothing! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

derspatchel
2007-03-15 04:25 pm UTC (link)

YOU'RE SO STUPID!

It is nice to see the noble art of the Candy Butcher alive and well in the 21st Century. Candy butchers used to sell boxes of candy in between acts of a burlesque show, roaming up and down the aisles with the same kind of pitch. "Now, friends, I'm not saying that I've hidden a diamond bracelet in one of these boxes of candy... I'm not saying that I've hidden even a five-dollar bill in a box... but you never know!"

Usually it took a person one time to purchase a slightly-overpriced box of peanut brittle to realize the con. Candy butchers relied on constant turnover of new, naive customers for steady cash flow. Mr. eBay here realizes he can't continue this con for long, so he sets his MYSTARY BOX!11 up with a $799 opening bid.

That's class.

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	Re: What's in the box? ... Nothing! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! judyna 2007-03-15 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	But it's from Mystery Land, Canada! Who knows what crazy thing it's in that box. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: What's in the box? ... Nothing! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! derspatchel 2007-03-15 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I forgot! Mystery Land, Canada is where all the unknown crazy packages are made. It's where we get all our Grab Bags, Surprize Packs and Mystery Flavor Fruit Snacks. We were going to take a field trip there in grade school but nobody could figure out where it was. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: What's in the box? ... Nothing! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! mykwud 2007-03-15 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	whereEVER it is, I'm sure it's just down the road from Drugachusettes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	judyna 2007-03-15 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	This reminds me of that Family Guy episode when Peter chose the mystery box instead of the boat. (Reply to this)

	stimpson 2007-03-15 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, where's the "and some lint and candy wrappers and pennies I found between the cushions in my couch" option for a mystery box. C'mon "bigp1impin" from Mystery Land, Canada! Put some flavour into it! (Reply to this)

	semi_retarded 2007-03-18 05:56 am UTC (link)
	I really hope that someone posts what it was.... I MUST KNOW but I don't want what's in it all that badly. (Reply to this)

	semi_retarded 2007-04-01 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	It was removed for some reason!!!! Mike we haven't had facebook/msn talks in foreva (Reply to this)

	phreeradical 2007-04-28 06:08 am UTC (link)
	*lurk (Reply to this)

	crookedheart 2007-11-20 02:38 am UTC (link)
	dude. beginning of december. i am in toronto. yo. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mykwud 2007-11-20 05:38 am UTC (link)
	holy fuck, i forgot LJ even existed and stared blankly at the screen for a few seconds at this "Reply to your post..." email in my inbox wondering what it was about ^_^ What's the occasion? What dates? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

crookedheart
2007-11-23 04:00 pm UTC (link)

from dec6 - 13.

i'm there primarily to visit my sister, as she is unable to fly back home for christmas this year :(

however as these things often go, she is gone from the 7-10, which is sad, and yet nice, because i can visit with my friends without feeling guilty that i'm snubbing my sister! plus that's the weekend, yay!

oh where would one look online for a good music listing for the toronto area?

i know that the arrogant worms are at hugh's room on the 7th and that tory is playing a fundraiser on the 9th... but that's it.

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