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mykwud's Journal
Created on 2003-03-01 09:10:42 (#925795), last updated 2007-03-15
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Basic Info| Name: | hello-SMITHERS-you're-quite-GOOD-at-TURNING-me-ON |
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| Birthdate: | 08-02 |
| Location: | Toronto, Ontario, Canada |
| Website: | mike dot darkillustrated dot org |
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"mykwud: The clever intellectual-with-humour-and-metaphorical-social-content canadian with good looks and not-over-exploited charisma." - The lovely Ms. Keiko
"....... interesting....." - The lovely Ms. Monkey
"You are tall and handsome and thusly in-so a welcome change to most comic book geeks whereas I look as good as a lottery ticket that's won you $2, or the cost of the ticket itself." - The lovely Ms. Stevo
I'm an american aquarium drinker.
"This is my void and welcome to it."
Big Boo-tay!
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TOMARR OF THE MOLLUSCS
By Harry K. Dietrich
As he grew, Tomarr experienced all the riches that filled the life of a Mollusc. Swiftly, he began to imitate a limpet's stoic fortitude in the face of terrible danger from predatory sea birds and his courage grew. From the Molluscs, he gained a unique code of bravery and, like them, did not run when death swooped down on thrashing wings to rend and tear and crack, but stayed defiantly still.
The greater virtue of patience he learned from Uk, the oldest and wisest limpet of them all. Uk had adopted Tomarr as his own, and Tomarr knew that he would one day assume the privileged position in the shallow rock pool that Uk now occupied. They were inseperable. Many were the days they would sit together under the relentless African sun, silent and unmoving.
Yes, from Uk above all he learned patience and found an inner peace. And then all was silence and stillness and very, very little happened over the next twenty-seven years, mainly because Tomarr had starved to death twenty-six years earlier.
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"mykwud: The clever intellectual-with-humour-and-metaphorical-social-content canadian with good looks and not-over-exploited charisma." - The lovely Ms. Keiko
"....... interesting....." - The lovely Ms. Monkey
"You are tall and handsome and thusly in-so a welcome change to most comic book geeks whereas I look as good as a lottery ticket that's won you $2, or the cost of the ticket itself." - The lovely Ms. Stevo
I'm an american aquarium drinker.
"This is my void and welcome to it."
Big Boo-tay!
Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
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TOMARR OF THE MOLLUSCS
By Harry K. Dietrich
As he grew, Tomarr experienced all the riches that filled the life of a Mollusc. Swiftly, he began to imitate a limpet's stoic fortitude in the face of terrible danger from predatory sea birds and his courage grew. From the Molluscs, he gained a unique code of bravery and, like them, did not run when death swooped down on thrashing wings to rend and tear and crack, but stayed defiantly still.
The greater virtue of patience he learned from Uk, the oldest and wisest limpet of them all. Uk had adopted Tomarr as his own, and Tomarr knew that he would one day assume the privileged position in the shallow rock pool that Uk now occupied. They were inseperable. Many were the days they would sit together under the relentless African sun, silent and unmoving.
Yes, from Uk above all he learned patience and found an inner peace. And then all was silence and stillness and very, very little happened over the next twenty-seven years, mainly because Tomarr had starved to death twenty-six years earlier.
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